What's more thrilling than winning an Oscar?
Winning THIS, of course:
Because then you can Accomplish Great Things like this:
And that's better than some statuette that just sits on your mantel, isn't it?
But HURRY! Contest ends Feb. 28th at 8pm! That's when I'm going to pick the lucky winner. Which is thrilling for me because I get to say, "And The Jel-Ring Mold goes to..."
Enter HERE for your chance to win! (And don't worry. Years of tap, ballet, voice lessons, acting and elocution classes, plastic surgery and relentless diets are unnecessary. You can even enter while wearing your pajamas if you want. But if you send me a picture of yourself wearing this, I'll send you a special prize.)
See? My contest is WAY better than The Oscars.